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2004-01-10 - 11:31 a.m.

And then one day I woke up speaking in tongues, or thinking of Clay's tongue.

Well, either way...

MY CLAYSPEAK:

Claymers = Those of us who hopped on the "train" prior to his reaching mega-stardom status.

Clorphans = What our children have become.

Cluv = Having an affection or admiration for Clay.

Clove = Having A DEEP, UNQUENCHABLE, INSATIABLE, UNMANAGEABLE LONGING FOR THE CLAY.

Disclaymer = Refusing to accept any responsibility for the chaos surrounding your life since January.

Faiken = What we are doing when pretending to enjoy any activity that doesn't COMPLETELY center on Clay.

Claystrophobic = What I often become in my basement computer room after not seeing the light of day... for days.

Multipliclaytion = The math skill needed to calculate the fact that you are twice his age.

Clayptomania = A disorder resulting in the irresistible urge to (gently) stuff Clay into a burlap sack and take him home.

Claytaurus = My car, which BTW, seems to be dripping a lot of fluid lately.

Compliclaytions = What happens at the hospital after suffering heart failure in the front row of a Clay concert.

Baiken and Claygs = What any one of us would like to be fixin' for Clay RIGHT NOW.

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