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2005-07-31 - 9:41 a.m.

OK so for some reason I had an irresistable urge to travel to Atlanta in the heat of July.

Yea, I know...Crazy!

I told everybody back at the job that I was going because I had a new camera that I was just dying to test it out...

Seems my camera works fine...

But anyway, the folks back at the job were duely impressed... even though I think most of them thought I was a bit wacky for braving the Atlanta humidity (not to mention that airport again) JUST to test out a camera... but then again, they've gotten pretty used to my wackiness these days. They usually just smile and nod.

I suppose I could have just told them the REAL reason for my trip...



Wait! Wrong one!

Ooops, not that one either...

Ok, here it is...


Of course I'd never tell ANYONE the part about the hot monkey sex! Promise! Cause that would most probably not fall within the smiling and nodding parameters. But then again, maybe they'd just ask to see a picture of the monkey...




And then it would just get all too messy. Probably better to just leave Hotlanta, in Hotlanta.

Which reminds me...


Wimmins!

This is unpardonable! The fact that I haven't written to you all and it's been already two weeks!

I was going to send you all thank you cards as soon as I got home and I searched and searched and searched for the dirtiest ones I could find... to no avail... this town is just so lame! They were all just so dumb. Not a ONE of them dirty enough to do a "thank you" justice!!!

My weekend in Hotlanta was amazing. And I especially realize how amazing it was in retrospect! So, SOOO good to hang out with you guys! Had the best time EVER! I try to pretend that my everyday life is "fulfilling" in some way.. but compared to that?... NOPE. It was just the best! Memories turn out to be the best treasures in life somehow... don't they?

I love you all SO much I could just... well...crah! I guess.

Robin... You're hospitality was out of this world! You have the most beautiful home, yard and bathrooms... and the sweetest Dave! Besides that, you are one of the most naturally funniest and sweetest gurrls I have ever met in my life! I wanna be YOU when I grow up! But about that trash can!...

Erin... Cannot even believe I slept with you! I mean, I never even could have imagined back in the day... that I... and "Famous Broad Erin" would ever "get a room!" But besides that, I just feel a connection to you in a way I can't explain! Perhaps it started with the "fanfic" thing... but I think not. Don't wanna get into the chicken and egg thing right now. I just know I love ya madly! Plus!... all your shoes are SO WAY cute!

Lisa... You drive like a freaking maniac!.. but I LOVE your vehicle and thanks for getting us to and fro safe and sound. It was SO good to finally meet you! You are so gorgeous!... and thin! And because of that I love you (hate you) LOVE YOU (hate you!) Also you are able to get away with wearing all those little fru-fru things... and yea, maybe I wanna be YOU when I grow up too!

Wendy... OK, it was a catharsis of fantasy colliding with reality... finally meeting you. And I just want you to know that you completely validated my fantasy. HAHAHAHAHA! But seriously... thank you for all the... (and being as vocabulary challenged as I am)...stuff, ya know?

Jill... I don't think I will ever have a finer, happier memory than watching you strut around in the Eve "pond." It was so sweet ya'll. You should have been out there! But besides that one some of my other finest memories in life ALSO include Jilly... but no way I'm gonna... spill... those.

And Karen... hope you don't mind that I saved you for last. It's just that I figure I'll have a lot more opportunities this summer to share all these... FEELINGS (though I typically shy away from kareoke) with you. Besides that... I just laid carpet in the spare bedroom today for your impending arrival. And now I have carpet burn... somethin' fierce!

And how funny is it that PMC is now sitting so comfy and sexy-like in my living room in Grand Rapids, MI?!!!!

Yes, we have a very bizarre existence! And I love each and every one of you in a very bizarre, yet very real way! Yes, I know, I am SUCH a Tramp Wannabe!


Hottie Hugs!... and Clayton Kisses (Bwahaha!) to all of you!

jannet

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