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2006-05-13 - 11:18 a.m. Originally compiled (with assistance from "The Clay Train") on 7/16/03. Remember those days? Gawd, this is almost embarrassing... You know you have Claymania when... *You lean forward into your computer in an attempt to hide the BLUE pages of ClayNation while at work. *You sleep downstairs at night so that you can be "closer" to your comuter. *Confusion sets in because you don't know what to do first: check your email, go to the Guestbook, check The Forum, download videos, print photos, listen to Clay on your CD plyer vs computer, check Tickemaster, check local newpapers, vote for this poll or that poll, nap before or after ET, stare at his picture, answer your email vs answering the phone, join into chat or go to bed, learn how in the heck to get into the Forum, learn how in the heck to save the Invisible video to your comuter, write to GQ vs to your best friend, encourage everyone who lives in your household to please go to bed early and encourage them to sleep in the next day as well, look at yourself in the mirror to surmise the wrinkles and tired look on your face from no sleep and delusionally say "Ah screw it, I'm fine!" *You wonder which bill you can skip for the next two months in able to afford those tickets on eBay. *You're buying a new car and your decision in choosing the color is based on which color will most compliment your Clay Aiken license plate. *Ants begin to think your keyboard is their feeding ground. *You find yourself staring a little more closely at 6'1" men with size 13-1/2 shoes in an attemp to "get a better picture." *All the picture frames in your house that used to contain adorable family photos now have Clay in them instead. *You consider selling your house and moving to Raleigh. *Your friends and family stop by to check on you since they haven't been able to reach you for a while. *Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screensaver. You ask her if you can send her one of Clay too. *Leaving your house without your cell phone, which you got along fine without for the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic. *You just tried to enter your Forum password on the microwave. *Your dining room table is now your filing cabinet. *You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling that you have just pulled the plug on your lover. *You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on the way. *You begin tilting your head sideways when you smile, and wink a lot. *You notice that the can of furniture polish that is sitting on your coffee table is in dire need of dusting. *You're having breakfast at the Waffle House when you overhear someone ordering bacon. And you're ears perk up. *Instead of reading "Sleeping Beauty" to your children at bedtime, you read lyrics to them about wanting to be a fly in the wall and being invisible instead... *You get miffed looks from your coworkers as your Claymobile comes screetching to a halt in the parking lot because you're late for work again. *Same coworkers cover their ears because they've tired of listening to the sounds of "Lift me Up! In your Arrrrrrrrms!" emanating from your Claymobile again. *You find yourself taping MTV. *You're reading this... *And smiling and nodding... *And you suddenly have this huge need to add your own Claymania symptoms to the comments section...
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