2006-06-25 - 8:54 a.m.
"How I Spend My Summer Vacations" or "Me and My Four Wheels... In High Gear."
I've attended 23 Clay Aiken concerts.
To some that may seem like a pittance. To others it may seem like... madness. I guess it all depends on your perspective.
There are people a plenty in my life who DON'T get him. I have been asked (at least a time or two) why it is that ALL I ever seem to do anymore is "chase Clay." As if.
I mean, if I knew where he WAS... maybe.
All I know is that I do WHAT I can, WHEN I can... and why? Cause I can't help it. But as for it being ALL I ever do anymore??? I think I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree.
First of all... I awake at 5:30 every morning just to be able to get to work on time. And then work is work. No time for "Clay chasing" there... no siree. But I usually get home right about on schedule, around 6:00 each night. And that's pretty much when all the fun begins...
Because second of all...I have a really, REALLY big yard.
And it has to be mowed...
Now... somewhere along the line somebody got some crazy idea that "mowing my lawn" meant something else entirely. I have no idea why. Perhaps it's because every time I've ever said "OMG... I love him!.. He's so pretty!.. And hot!.." I always followed it with a "Ooops, gotta go mow my lawn now..."
Hang in there for just another minute and it'll all make sense.
At first glance my lawn, though it does go on and on, may not appear to be excessively expansive. I talk to others who have to "mow their lawns" too and they all seem to take it in stride like it's just another "chore." Like "doing the dishes" or something.
So let me put it in perspective...
I know! You can't hardly see it, can you!!?
Here's my lawnmowing schedule:
As:
(A)
(B)
(C)
(D) ALL OF THE ABOVE.
The correct answer is (B) of course. But if you chose (A) (C) or (D) I'll give it to you anyway... heh.
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